when you have to pretend that you like your haircut
(Source: jackballs, via armaniblanco)
spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass
Girls are evil for this right here.
ion fuck with that playful flirting like a girl be like “hey ugly 😛” or “wassup big head😁” my head ain’t eem that big and my self esteem delicate please chill